YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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