i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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