I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
