what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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