i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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