Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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