I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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