also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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