I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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