So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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