I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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