You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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