school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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