Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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