Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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