We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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