This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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