i permit you to call me
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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