hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
