Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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