Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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