I'm going to jail i love you
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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