; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
