IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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