Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I need water and some morals
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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