I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
