You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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