Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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