your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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