so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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