i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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