Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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