I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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