I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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