i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
we're so committed to being not committed
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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