Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
did you just send me my own nude
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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