Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
