Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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