so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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