Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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