not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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