It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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