his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize
