Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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