You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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