normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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