D3 body, D1 cock
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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