do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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