..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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