It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
