oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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