And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Randomize
