then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
